"He was like the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass."

"Many parents used the Motown Winter Blast as an opportunity to show their children the city for the first time." Now, let's see how long this lasts after the Super Bowl.

Attack of the Pod Roaches

He's a doctor, he's a ninja, he's Irish. It's like The Tick meets pirate-vs-ninja. I wish it had an RSS feed.

It's a Super Mario Bros soundboard! With sprites from the game as sound buttons

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"You will utilize these five actions to save the world."

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"Originally created to help young people produce legible English, Mr. Period and The Bad Boys Of Punctuation watch from the margins and cluck disapprovingly when you make perfectly honest mistakes."

"The Yin-Yang design on the back declares the owner of this shirt to be a student of Cheng Long Freestyle Kung-Fu, which we're sure is nonsense."

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"Creates an anonymous function from the parameters passed, and returns a unique name for it." It's meta, Jim, but not as we know it...

"You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma."