"THIS SOFTWARE IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND SHOULD NOT BE USED IN ANY ENVIRONMENT WHICH REQUIRES THIS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO NUCLEAR FACILITIES, MILITARY OPERATIONS, POWER PLANTS, BOWLING ALLEY PIN MACHINES, SPACE AND/OR TIME TRAVEL MACHINES, ANYTHING

"Underneath the desk I have stuck a grid of RFID tags, and on the top surface, the same grid of post-it notes."

"Web server configuration and caching problems are just two of the obstacles you'll need to overcome when you deploy Java applications on cell phones."

"One thing that has plagued me on the various asynchronous GUIs I've worked on over the years ... is what I'll call 'callback madness'."

"By carefully choosing the right 1s and 0s to burn to a CD, it is possible to burn visible images on normal CD-Rs." I always figured this was possible, but never bothered to explore it.

"Dear Ann Coulter: STFU."

"I see JSON becoming the dominant player in the AJAX world in the upcoming future. It's ease of entry, especially if bundled with PHP will make it a no brainer for AJAX or AJAJ applications."

Just got a new cell phone. It's not a powerhouse, but it's a lot more than I had. I do wish it wasn't MIDP 1.0, though

"With Hamachi you can organize two or more computers with an Internet connection into their own virtual network for direct secure communication. "

"PickleShare - a small 'shelve' like datastore with concurrency support"