I mean, seriously, is the first weekend of November really time to start assaulting your customers with silver bells and dreams of white Christmases? Might this be a bit premature?

Source: QDN: Stop with the seasonal assault!

When the nutters start yelling about a War on Christmas, maybe they're just not really understanding the situation. I mean, the Christmas I really hate is the one manufactured by corporations. That, and I just want to bludgeon every bell ringer. Meanwhile, this season, I'll be enjoying time with friends and family around a handful of Yuletime trees like a good little pagan.